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● Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or
Iran. > >>>>Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet > >>>>still not free or open. > >>>>Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. > >>>>She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful > >>>>with bush land around the fertile deltas. > >>>>Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan. > >>>>Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade > >>>>especially with countries with cash or cars. > >>>>Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain. > >>>>Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. > >>>>Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina. > >>>>She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still > >>>>be a warm and desirable place to visit. > >>>>Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. > >>>>She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive > >>>>reconstruction is now necessary. > >>>>Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or Canada. > >>>>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but > >>>>the frigid climate keeps people away. > >>>>Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. > >>>>A glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. > >>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan. > >>>>Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. .................................................................................. what is your idea????i am agree:-) link |
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● (!يک اتفاق جالب تو شهر دارالعباده يزد:(منبع خبر:يکي از دوستاي راستگوي بنده
يکشنبه عصر ساعت ۳ بعدالظهر يک دختري با يک پرايد نزديک يکي از فلکه هاي معروف يزد با سرعت توقف ميکنه . !!مانتو و روسري رو بيرون مياره و با مايو ميپره تو آب سريع از اونور بيرون ميايد و مانتو و روسريشو ميپوشه و د برو که رفتيم ..کارمندان يک شرکت که داشتند رد ميشدند با تعجب شاهد اين منظره بودند .جالب اينجاست که روبروي اين فلکه يک پايگاه بسيج هست فعلا استانداري و بسيج در به در دنبال اين بانوي با شهامت هستند .اما خودمونيما عجب آدم باحالي بوده اين !دمش گرم .من که ميگم حتما سر قضيه شرط بندي اينکارو کرده نظر شما چيه؟؟ link |
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● An English professor wrote the words, 'A woman without her man is nothing'
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote, A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wrote: A woman: without her, man is nothing. Punctuation is everything!!! ............................................................................................................... link |
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● مردم چه حرفهاي مضحکي ميزنند
گاهي اوقات بهتر است آدم با گوسفندها زندگي کند که لال هستند و فقط دنبال آب و علف ميگردند يا با کتابها که داستانهاي باور نکردني تعريف مي کنند. وقتي آدم دلش مي خواهد اين جور داستانها را بشنود اما وقتي با آدمها حرف ميزني يک چيزهايي به تو ميگويند ..... که نميداني چطور به گفتگو ادامه دهي از کتاب کيمياگر پائولو ............................................................. link |
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● کاش سه چيز در دنيا وجود نداشت
اول دروغ دوم غرور سوم عشق زيرا اگر عشق نبود انسان از روي غرور دروغ نميگفت ....................................................................................................... link |
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● ياد گرفته ايم به کرات ديگر سفر کنيم؛در آسمان پرواز کنيم و در آبها شنا کنيم
!!ولي ياد نگرفته ايم روي زمين مثل آدم راه برويم ..................................................................................... GOD Made "Man" Man Made "Money" Money made "Mad Man"....... link |
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● : از دختر خالم پرسيدم تو وبلاگم چي بنويسم گفت بنويس
""i wish we never lose eachother but we could be lost in one another"" link |